I'll tell you when you're younger.

Tiny Planet Explorer || I'm Kara

bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

prettyboystyles:

prettyboystyles:

REMEMBER WHEN THOSE PARENTS COMPLAINED THAT THE ONE DIRECTION LYRICS “TONIGHT LET’S GET SOME” WERE TOO EXPLICIT FOR A SCHOOL DANCE

AND LOUIS JUST SORTA

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ICONIC

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

wilwheaton:

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT

People log out?

Wait. You can log out?

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex